June 2012
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You were my "best friend".
ohaayitskee:
You were the one that I could talk to hours about the randomest things & not get bored of. You were the one who I could tell everything to, & I trusted you with everything. You were always there for me when I was in tears. I gave you my password to everything. But then one day, all of a sudden, you just completely changed. You started ignoring me. You started hanging out...
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If our parents could see our dashboards right now...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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Dear creators of Korra, I have a promise to make...
cidhighwind00:
Creators/Voice Actors of The Legend of Korra, This is my serious face.^^^ I, Claire, solemnly swear: If the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, I will protect the shit out of you to ensure that this series finishes. I will ensure the safety of not only you, but your family, I’ll feed you, give you sponge baths, and sing you to sleep over the hordes of walking dead so you get your...
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My 12 year old brother and I are rewatching "The...
My brother when Korra gets into the sato-mobile with Asami: Yay, lesbians!
Me: ...
My brother: And Mako ain't get nothing.
Me: ...
Me: I AM PROUD TO SHARE GENETIC MATERIAL WITH YOU.
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
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transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was...
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“I’m a good audience for this paper because I don’t think I would have picked up...”
– My TV Drama professor’s comments on the rough draft of my essay on Faberry.
So not only have I converted her into a Faberry shipper, but she’s lifted the 7 page maximum and told me I’m allowed to write as much as necessary to get my points across. This is excellent.
Also Finn seems like...
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via imthecatalyst)
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playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine (via charliebravo)
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liverpate:
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liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
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burgercas:
“At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are”
Oh no olive garden
I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
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