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- You are in high school.
- You dropped out of high school.
- You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
- You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
- You live within 20 minutes of your ex.
- You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
- You have been to the movies within the last week.
- You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
- You have been a designated driver.
- You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
- You have played strip poker.
- You are Catholic.
- You are atheist.
- You recycle regularly.
- You are a brunette. (that includes black, right?)
- You have dated a blonde.
- You are friends with a redhead.
- You are taller than your mum.
- You have a bank account.
- You’ve written a check for less than $5.
- You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
- You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
- You have visited Big Ben.
- You have visited the Colosseum.
- You have visited The Great Wall of China.
- You have never been out of the country.
- You have been a waiter/waitress.
- You own a Bible.
- You own something with a Pentagram on it.
- You have used a Ouija Board.
- You have been a witch for Halloween.
- You have been a zombie for Halloween.
- You have your eyebrow pierced.
- You have a Monroe piercing.
- You have your nose pierced.
- You have no tattoos. (wish I did)
- You have more than 5 tattoos.
- You straighten your hair. (my mom does sometimes?)
- You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
- You live somewhere that gets snow.
- You celebrate Hanukkah.
- You were at your own house last New Year’s.
- You were at a bar last New Year’s.
- You slept through last New Year’s.
- You have worked on Christmas Eve.
- You have worked on Christmas.
- You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
- You were told by someone who’s not family.
- You slept in your own bed last night.
- You are dating the last person you kissed.
- You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
- You are wearing a necklace right now.
- You are wearing something red.
- You are wearing something blue.
- You are wearing something purple.
- Your phone number ends with an even number.
- You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
- You are currently listening to music.
- You are waiting for something. (this is my entire life so)
- You don’t like seafood.
- You have eaten deer sausage.
- You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
- You have been hit on at work.
- You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years old.
- You have been whistled at.
- You were creeped out by it.
- You are a good speller.
- You are very punctual.
- You were dating someone in December of 2008.
- You are still dating that person.
- You have cheated on someone.
- You have been cheated on.
- You have been on a cruise ship.
- You have camped out in your own backyard.
- You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
- You are a Pisces.
- You are an Aquarius.
- You are a Leo.
- You wonder what will happen when you die. (sometimes)
- You are afraid of the dark.
- You write in all capital letters.
- You have been told you have nice handwriting.
- You have had a song written for you.
- You have had a picture drawn of you.
- You have curly hair.
- You are wearing a watch.
- You are wearing flip flops.
- You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
- You know someone with the same birthday as you. (and I hate his guts ugh)
- You are a morning person.
- You are a night owl.
- You slept in past 10 am today.
- You have big plans for next weekend.
- You are thinking of someone right now.
- Your job is stressing you out.
- You don’t have a job.
- You have never had a job.
- You were fired from your last job.
- You know sign language.
- You will usually try something at least once.
- You have been swimming in the last month.
- You are pessimistic by nature.
- You have taken a ballet class.
- You have taken martial arts.
- You have taken gymnastics.
- You wish on shooting stars.
- You wish at 11:11.
- Your birthday has already come this year.
- You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
- You ended your last relationship.
- Your ex ended your last relationship.
- You aren’t over your ex
- You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
- You have let someone use you.
- You were/are a teenage mom.
- You are an otaku.
- You are a cosplayer.
- You were named after someone.
- You like your name.
- Your last drink was water.
- You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
- You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
- You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
- You are self-conscious about your body.
- You had a hangover.
- You have a pet fish.
- You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
- You have godparents.
- Your parents are still married.
- You have step-siblings.
- You are the oldest.
- You are adopted.
- You have a twin.
- You don’t want kids.
- You want more than four kids.
- You have a bad temper.
- You have made out with a complete stranger.
- You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
- You have worked with a Kayla.
- You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
- You have hugged a Lexie.
- You have held hands with a Marcus.
- You have dated a Rachel.
- You have broken your arm.
- You have had to get stitches on your face.
- You have had an MRI.
- Your fingernails are painted.
- You like to draw.
- You like to sing.
- You can play an instrument.
- You keep a lot of secrets from people.
- You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
- You don’t trust people easily.
- You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
- You drive a car older than a 2002.
- You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
- You know a child who died of cancer.
- You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
- You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
- You have cut your hair in the last week.
- You wear glasses.
- Your favorite season is Autumn.
- Your favorite color is orange.
- Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
- You last rode in a car with a relative.
- You last rode in a car with a girl.
- You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
- You regularly watch Asian dramas.
- You love Chinese food.
- Your best friend is older than you.
- You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
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a diagram explaining my viewing habits
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Bold whats true about you
You just learned a bit about me:
- I am a cuddler.
- I am a morning person.
- I am an only child.
- I am currently in my pajamas.
- I am currently pregnant.
- I am left handed.
- l am right handed.
- I am ambidextrous.
- I am shy around the opposite gender.
- I bite my nails.
- I can be paranoid at times.
- I enjoy country music.
- I enjoy smoothies.
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I have a car.
- I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
- I have a hidden talent. (obv something i really don’t know yet LOL)
- I have a pet.
- I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. (depends what you mean by wrong..)
- I have all my grandparents.
- I have been to another country.
- I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
- I have or had broken a bone.
- I have caller I.D. on my phone.
- I have bathed someone.
- I have changed a diaper.
- I have changed a lot over the past year.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have had major/minor surgery.
- I have killed another person.
- I have had my hair cut within the last week.
- I have mood swings. (it depends???)
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- I have rejected someone before.
- I love Michael Jackson. (was this relevant tho)
- I love sleeping.
- I love to shop.
- I own 100 CDs or more.
- I own and use a library card.
- I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
- I sleep a lot during the day.
- I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
- I work at a job that I enjoy.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I am wearing socks.
- I am tired.
- I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
- I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
I have/had:
- Finished college.
- Smoked cigarettes.
- Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
- Collected something really stupid.
- Gone to a concert.
- Helped someone.
- Spun turn tables.
- Watched four movies in one night.
- Been broken up with.
- Taken a college level course.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
- Watched someone die.
- Been to a funeral.
- Burned yourself.
- Ran a marathon.
- Your parents got divorced.
- Cried yourself to sleep.
- Spent over $200 in one day.
- Cheated on someone.
- Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
- Had a best friend.
- Lost someone you loved.
- Skipped school.
- Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
- Stolen books from the library.
- Been in a mental hospital.
- Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
- Fired a gun.
- Been in a school play.
- Been fired from a job.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Swam with dolphins.
- Attempted suicide.
- Written poetry.
- Read more than 20 books a year.
- Gone to Europe.
LovedLiked someone you couldn’t have.- Used a colouring book over age 12.
- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
- Taken a taxi.
- Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
- Had a hamster.
- Dyed your hair.
- Had something pierced.
- Gotten straight A’s. (like in middle school lolol)
- Been handcuffed.
My hair is naturally the color:
- Red
- Light brown
- Medium brown
- Dark brown
- Blonde
- Black
- Dirty blonde
- Strawberry blonde
- Multicoloured
My eyes are:
- Brown
- Dark Brown
- Blue
- Green
- Hazel
- Light brown
- A combination of things
- Ice Blue
- Grey
People sometimes label me as:
- Slut
- Girly
- Ugly
- Nerd
- Other
Some of my biggest fears are:
- Spiders/other insects
- Slimy things
- Dying
- Mirrors
- Doctor/Dentist appointments
- Hospitals
- Needles
- Disease
- Being alone in the dark
- Heights
- Small spaces
- Oceans/large bodies of water
- Holes
- Large animals
- Small animals
- Open spaces
- Lightning
- Tornadoes
- Being left alone
I have:
- A friend with benefits
- A laptop in my room
- A television in my room
- Good grades (ehh questionable)
- My own car
- Married parents
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- do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed jfc open is just so awkward.
- do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Surprisingly, no.
- where is your next vacation? Perhaps to Florida (;
- who do you think reads these? idk people
- do you have a calendar in your room? yes but its for 2012 and theres just a couple hours left and I need a new one.
- what’s your plan for the day? Well, go out and eat Thai food with my brother & his friend. Maybe see a movie. (crossing my fingers for ROTG)
- are you reading any books right now? No, but I need to read a book for a winter assignment (woops I should do that huh) and I chose Animal Farm because its short and I already read it.
- do you ever count your steps when you walk? nope
- do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? I don’t dance.
- do you chew your pens and pencils? I don’t really gnaw on them, but I end up sticking the ends between my teeth
- what is your “song of the week”? Miss Atomic Bomb by The Killers
- is it okay for guys to wear pink? I mean if they want to go for it
- do you still watch cartoons? cartoons are my life i’m still 7 years old
- what do you drink with dinner? water, apple juice, oj…idk.
- what do you dip chicken nuggets in? Ketchup, ranch even. I dip mcnuggets in their sweet and sour sauce tho.
- what is your favorite food/cuisine? Uhh. Asian or Italian.
- what movies could you watch over and over and still love? A number of Disney movies, Forrest Gump, Avengers…theres a lot
- when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? who even writes letters
- can you change the oil on a car? i don’t have a car i’m poor and i can’t even drive yet
- best thing to eat for breakfast? food.
- what is your usual bedtime? Depends on what’s happening the next day. My schedule is very erratic. Sometimes I’ll sleep at 10-11. Other times I can’t sleep until like 3. And then theres the times I play games until 6-7.
- are you lazy? it’s my destiny
- afraid of heights? yes and no. It’s terrifying but it’s also pretty fucking cool.
- occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a teacher lolol what happened
- hot tea or cold tea: hot
- tea or coffee? tea. I hate coffee and anything that tastes like it. I like hot cocoa tho c:
- favorite kind of cookie? I mean chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin (yes I like those now shut up)
- can you swim well? Yep c: I love the water.
- can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? of course, people can’t do that?
- who do you want to see right now? My group moistlets :c And also maybe my cousin Sam.
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“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
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I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
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when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
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Story of my life.
me at art school
Did someone say Graphics student?
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plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years
plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe
plot twist: someone will kiss me
plot twist:
what
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It’s
almosttime for the annual melodramatic summary meme.
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twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
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One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.
Today is not that day.
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